New shoes hurt

The joy of buying new shoes is beyond measurable. For some women, its a method of therapy. If you are upset or disturbed, all you need is a new pair of shoes to cheer you up. After all, it was the shoes that got Cinderella her Prince Charming.
But the pathetic part about new shoes is the SHOE BITE. No matter how much lotion you apply or how many bandaids you put on, it always finds a way to bite you. At first I thought its just a problem women face. That is when a male friend of mine told me that he had to go through a minor surgery for a foot disease he caught because of wearing heavy Woodland shoes. That's when it struck me. Its not just the women who suffer. Shoes hurt irrespective of gender.
No matter how pretty your new shoe look like, baby it is going to bite you just like mine did today. I guess Im #fuckedup again.